Fast Friends

So look who are reportedly on track to becoming BFFs. Brit is SO over KFed. She hasn't gone "out" since the marriage and babies. He's not holding her back any longer. Apparently the two children at home aren't either. This weekend, prior to hanging with Paris, she partied it up in Las Vegas with Mario Lopez of Saved By the Bell/Dancing with the Stars fame. He is gross. He cheated on his wife on their honeymoon. I imagine KFed did the same. Watch out, Brit.

But back to the topic at hand: Above we have to dumb as brick ladies who are forging a friendship which is sure to subsist on stupidity, dumb jokes, annoying giggles, bad boy crushes, and, best of all, Taco Bell. Stay tuned for pictures sure to be taken of these two and possibly Nicole, in the drive-thru.

Meanwhile, apparently KFed is reportedly so broke he's traveling in buses and staying at cheap motels in Miami (he didn't slum it in D.C. though)--so you know he's getting by on the taco supremes and 1/2 pound burritoes.