Watch Out Fellow D.C. Ladies

Well, folks, just when things in Washington were looking up, KFed comes to town. He is looking for ladies, preferrably drunk ladies, preferrably drunk ladies who are looking for a pimp. I am not going to pretend I know what this word "pimp" means in the white pseudo rapper world but no good connotations are coming to my mind. So ladies, stay out of the clubs and Taco Bells for the next day or two. I can't imagine what other venue he might frequent, but I am guessing the Smithsonian isn't one of them. Of course, he might think this "Mall" of which people speak is a "shopping mall" and let's face it, there are ladies at the mall. Nevermind, y'all best stay in your homes for now.