Monday, October 16, 2006

A Friend After My Own Heart...Sorta

From the Smoking Gun:

OCTOBER 13--A New Mexico woman was arrested last week after she allegedly hid a hypodermic needle filled with heroin inside a Taco Bell burrito and tried to deliver the contraband to a friend held in a city jail. Rosemary Gonzales, 42, was nabbed last Friday after a jail guard at the Espanola lockup discovered the hypo hidden amongst the contents of a Burrito Supreme (friends are allowed to bring food to inmates at the small jail). As seen in the evidence photo below, the works were nestled inside a flour tortilla along with beans, rice, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and a tangy red sauce. A second police photo shows a close-up of the confiscated needle. According to a statement of probable cause, the hypodermic's brown liquid contents were field tested by cops and came up positive for heroin. Gonzales, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with bringing contraband into a prison, a felony, and jailed in lieu of $5000 cash bond.

Hilarious, no? Now, if I were this friend in jail, Rosemary would definitely have my back: Taco Bell delivery. Maybe jail isn't all bad. And a Supreme Burrito sans meat. Maybe there wasn't room for the meat, what with the syringe of heroine. That's where the "sorta" in the subject's statement derives.


Blogger whipcreamy said...


11:39:00 AM  
Blogger whipcreamy said...

just so you know...i still think that's gross.

8:40:00 AM  

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