US Weekly Gets It
Since the beginning of 2005, when, for health reasons, I replaced politics with celebrity gossip as the main go-to dicussion formingling/socializing, I have learned to trust US Weekly to give me the god's honest truth about goings-on in Hollywood. Star, In Touch, Life and Style, etc. are full of good stories and pictures, but I am going to base my fact-sharing on them? No way.
US Weekly tells me who's doing what, why, where, and how. In last week's issue, which I just read last night, the magazine twice mentions celebrities who dig Taco Bell. I didn't read a reference of any other fast food delight. Why? Because who feels passionately about Burger King or McDonalds or Wendy's or KFC? Losers. And, as we all know, there are no losers in Hollywood--at least not any who make it to the pages of US Weekly.
So celebs who love TB:
Paris Hilton. Let's recall any earlier post which reported her former BFF, now arch nemesis, Nicole Richie claimed to be trying ever so hard to gain some much needed pounds through her true love, Taco Bell. Can you picture these two girls, when friends, running for the border, ordering choco tacos and mexican pizzas? It makes it all the more sad that they are no longer friends. Like the Iraqi insurgents and U.S. Troops, if they could just share a 7 layer burrito together one more time, they might overlook their differences and reach a truce filled with beans and cheese.
Oh, so this picture I've pasted of Paris is from her commercial for Burger King...I think. Some hamburger fast food place. Do you think she was attempting revenge on Taco Bell for not asking her to slut herself out on their ads? Surely, she would have chosen TB or BK. Oh, if that had happened, this blog could not have existed. For all my jest, I seriously dislike Paris Hilton. Go LiLo!
Diane Neal. Anyone know her? She is on Law and Order: SVU. I don't know her, but US reports she LOVES her some Taco Bell.
So that's the news on US. That and no one in Paul McCartney's circle liked Heather Mills. He shouldn't have moved on from Linda so quickly--and to a young model, at that. As US Weekly says "Can't Buy Me Love."
posted by Elizabeth at 8:33 AM
4 Comments:
I think TB has more dignity than Burger King. What do you think of the new extreme chalupa commercials?
I'm glad to hear Paul went against the inner circle. Never go against the inner circle.
you know, i haven't seen those commercials yet. i don't know what they are. what i discovered in mt. v was the california quesadilla. what the hell is that? it has chicken so i couldn't try it but looks good!
that paris hilton commercial was for carl's junior, which is the same as Hardees here on the East side...well the mid west i should say. the burgers are pretty good....but not as good as TACO BELL!!!!!! oh and that paris hilton commercial? that's hot.
paris hilton hocking a fur burger, not a stretch.
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