Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Per Usual, K-Fed Keeps It Interesting

K-Fed is something else. I didn't think Britany Spears could find a mate dumber than herself, but she proved me wrong. Brit recently kicked him out of the house for his inability to redeem himself as a father and husband and human being. K-Fed needs to make amends (god knows he can't sustain of the earnings of his most recent hip-hop album).

This photo is from a photo shoot for Item Magazine (what is that? I saw it in US or In Touch first). The photo gallery from this shoot displays his knack for cleaning up real good. Look, he can wear a tie, take off the wife beater, wash his hair, put down a cigarette. He's family man material now!

But let's remember: you can take the man out of white trash but you can't take the white trash out of the man:

Britney Spears' Kids to Work at Taco Bell, Says K-Fed

Troubled husband of pop princess Britney Spears wants his children to work in a fast food joint.

Some proud parents have dreams of their children becoming doctors or sports champions. But not Kevin Federline.Troubled husband of pop princess Britney Spears wants his children to work in a fast food joint. "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world and now he's already looked at like a prince," says rapper wannabe.

"My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is," said Federline who supposedly receives an allowance from his wife Britney Spears. "You don't have it easy with me. Period... My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit." Quite interestingly, what does Britney Spears who worked hard since tender age of 8, think of her kids selling burgers?


Hmmm...Now, I am not applying that Taco Bell employees are, by trade, white trash, but when a white trash millionaire by marriage proudly proclaims his hopes that his bizillion kids will have a good work ethic through Taco Bell employment...well, it doesn't go along with the "new" K-Fed America is supposed to start loving and trusting. Of course, if Brit drops baby Sean on his head once more or continues to forgot how to strap the babe into a car seat, Taco Bell might be a high aspiration for this K-Fed offspring.


Blogger anne altman said...

i'm so glad you posted about this, you know i was thinking of you when i read about it.

i heard that repeatedly breeding will save a relationship based on sex.

10:36:00 AM  
Blogger whipcreamy said...

damn! at first i thought that was a picture of what's his face...you know...that seventies show punk'd guy? ashhie?

well good for federhead. he SHOULD make his kids work at taco bell. i think everyone should try the fast food industry at least once before the age of 18. i never got the chance, but that's cuz i didnt know taco bell existed until i was in college.

11:10:00 AM  
Blogger Liz said...


i don't think i knew this about you, whipcreamy. thank goodness i didn't know that when i met you frosh year or i wouldn't have been your friend.

11:18:00 AM  
Blogger wilco1014 said...

I am more shocked at how good K-Fed looks in his grown up clothing than Britney wanting baby Sean to work at the Bell.

9:40:00 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

it really is shocking. i might have to post more....

8:39:00 AM  

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