There's Only One Way to Introduce This Blog to 2007

Happy New Years, dear readers. I've probably wished most of you that greeting in person by now but nonetheless, there it is. again. I've had a hard time adjusting to the calls of the blog this year. This is only my third day working this year and so time has been limited. I have a lot to share, though--namely, some very interesting relevants about Taco Bell.

But until I get the time to sit down and really delve deep into those stories and thoughts and feelings, I am going to give you a few grand stories on our favorite celebrity Taco Bell lovers.

We've got KFed texting LiLo. Even he is too terribly for her sluttiness.

We've got Britney having a heart to heart with the media and her fans. This statement was issued after Britney fell asleep from "exhaustion" at a club at 1 a.m. on the early morning of January 1, 2007.

how are these two ever going to find love again, that is, outside of a grill stuft burrito?