Monday, March 06, 2006

Another reason to hate Primus

What little I know of the band Primus has scared me. I assume most of their songs are violent and offensive towards women. Now I found a song that offensive toward Taco Bell and women...all in one--I assume but I dont really understand what the song means.

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

5 Comments:

Blogger wilco1014 said...

Talk about being mad as hell and not taking it anymore...well spoken liz. Go to hell primus!

1:54:00 PM  
Blogger anne altman said...

my aunt and uncle owned a t-shirt shop in the 70s and every year let me pick out a new design. all i wanted was this cute one with a cartoon beaver on the front with a caption "I love beaver!" and for some reason i was meeting some resistance on this. my cousins wouldn't tell me why i couldn't have it, they told me they'd tell me in 10 years.

5:08:00 PM  
Blogger ganga said...

what happened to the g-anatomy updates?

2:44:00 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

one of the muscicians from primus is in a new band called Oysterhead. The other members are Trey Anastasio (formerly from Phish) and Steven Copeland (from The Police). This same band will be performing at Bonnaroo. I think we should confront them with our concerns.

11:39:00 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

i meant to write stuart copeland

11:43:00 AM  

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