The Green Sauce
Yes, the infamous green sauce we've heard about via the Taco Bell website. No one has ever had it. No one had even heard of it. It has the status of the McDonalds cinnamon rolls during the early 90s...they weren't on the menu (i don't know if they are now), but if you ordered one, your request would be granted with a huge roll, dripping with icing and cinnamon. oooh, they were good, folks.
but back to the green sauce. last friday, erin ordered her typical bean burrito sans onions had this exchange with the Taco Bell worker:
TB: what kind of sauce do you want?
Erin: the green sauce
TB: we don't have that here
Erin: where do you have it?
TB: FAR from here
"Here" was Salem, Mass. So what's far? Boston? DC? California? Heaven?
but back to the green sauce. last friday, erin ordered her typical bean burrito sans onions had this exchange with the Taco Bell worker:
TB: what kind of sauce do you want?
Erin: the green sauce
TB: we don't have that here
Erin: where do you have it?
TB: FAR from here
"Here" was Salem, Mass. So what's far? Boston? DC? California? Heaven?
posted by Elizabeth at 1:31 PM
3 Comments:
Green Heaven. they've got money too, apparently. and boogers.
i am going to write a letter to the taco bell headquarters. i want my green sauce and i want it here in massachusetts! i'm gonna do some research on it first, but i will post my letter once it has been written. thankyou.
Head to Arizona for green sauce. I made the mistake of moving from there to West Virginia.... no green sauce to be found.
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