Monday, March 05, 2007

Fraud, as predicted

Well, as expected, the man from St. Joseph's, Missouri who last week accused Taco Bell of slipping a razor blade into his cheesy potatoes has been forced to recant his story in light of its being entirely untrue.

if i were going to make up a story about finding something unclean and/or dangerous in my food, i would pick something that is actually found in a fast food kitchen. i've not worked at one but am guessing razor blades aren't instrumental in preparing bean burritoes or mexican pizzas. and certainly not cheesy potatoes. i don;t know what is both small enough to hide in food and sharp/unclean that is found in the kitchen. fingers are such have become cliche. drugs are passe. why would people with drugs waste them on customers they've never met? anyway, these are the things i would consider before trying to make a killing by suing a fast food joint.


Blogger whipcreamy said...

yo. i would NEVER do this, but gun to my head, i would blame taco bell for putting poop in my burrito. it could blend in with the beans and could easily be concealed in one of the taco bell squirt guns....a sure fire way to cause sickness!

12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Liz said...


who's thinking now?

2:43:00 PM  
Blogger nicoleallen79 said...

i'd go for an earring or some other piece of jewelry --small, sharp, falls off frequently, and would be worn by an employee (female or male) hunkered down working slavishly to make my burrito.

kudos on the poop suggestion! disgusting but creative. the image of it pumping out of a squirt gun is perhaps one of the nastier things to cross my mind today -- note i said one of....

6:14:00 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

when i read these comments, i realize that i am not nearly as creative as my readers (yes, "my readers" is terribly pretenious). it makes me question my audacity to have a blog. but i guess a girl has to have audacity in at least one area of her life...

2:24:00 PM  
Blogger whipcreamy said...

hey is that nicole allen from kenyon?

3:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

HeeHee. You said "poop".

6:02:00 PM  

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