Friday, August 18, 2006

Delicious as an Enchirito? Installment IV

I was really going to take a break from this string of "delicious as an enchirito?" posts today. Really. But then I read this story about people seeing Mary in chocolate and thought "hmmm...would people like to eat this? and if so, would it be as good as an enchirito if you thought it was actually Mary reincarnated?"

And so I must pose the question to the public. Is chocolate Mary as delicious as an enchirito?

Here's the story from (there are some GEMS in this story. Seriously. You will not be disappointed.):

Sweet Mary, mother of God?

Workers at candy company see form of Virgin Mary in chocolate

FOUNTAIN VALLEY, California (AP) -- Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a 2-inch-tall (5-centimeter-tall) column of chocolate drippings that they believe bears a striking resemblance to traditional depictions of the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat on Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it.

"I was raised to believe in the Virgin Mary, but this still gives me the chills," company co-owner Martucci Angiano said as she balanced the dark brown figure in her hand during an interview Thursday. "Everyone should see this."

Kitchen worker Cruz Jacinto was the first to spot the lump of melted chocolate when she began her shift Monday cleaning up drippings that had accumulated under a large vat of dark chocolate.

Chocolate drippings usually harden in thin, flat strips on wax paper. But Jacinto said she froze when she noticed the unusual shape of this cast-off: It looked just like the Virgin Mary on the prayer card she always carries in her right pocket.

"When I come in, the first thing I do is look at the clock, but this time I didn't look at the clock. My eyes went directly to the chocolate," said Jacinto, wearing a hair net and apron as she paused from her work. "I thought, 'Am I the only one who can see this? I picked it up and I felt emotion just come over me. For me, it was a sign."

The chocolate, on display for most of the week in the front of the company gift shop, now rests in a plastic case in a back room and is brought out only for curious visitors.

The stack of hardened confection has a wide base and tapers gently toward a rounded top, giving the appearance of a female figure with her head tilted slightly to the right. The dark brown melting chocolate hardened into subtle layers that resemble the folds of a gown and a flowing veil.

A tiny white circle, about the size of a pencil eraser, sits in the upper center of the creation, just above a slight ridge that runs across it. Jacinto says the white speck is the head of the Baby Jesus as he is held in Mary's folded arms.

For Jacinto, the discovery came just in time. The single mother said she has struggled with personal problems for months and says she was about to lose her faith.

"I have big problems right now, personally, and lately I've been saying that God doesn't exist," she said, pulling the dog-eared prayer card out of her pocket. "This has given me renewed faith."

Angiano, who co-owns the 10-year-old company with her sister, has rubbed shoulders with plenty of stars in her job.

The gourmet boutique runs booths at all the big awards shows, including the Emmys, the Golden Globes, the Oscars, the Country Music Awards and the Latin Grammys. Pictures of Angiano with top celebrities -- and her chocolates -- line the office walls.

But this week's brush with the iconic image has left even Angiano star-struck.

"That's our Oscar right there," she said.

Wow, right?

News Flash: chocolate can be god and worthy of worship even when it isn't in the accidential shape of mary.


Blogger whipcreamy said...

first of all, I would eat the Mary. Would I think it was as delicious as an enchirito? HEAVENS NO! Would someone in Fountain Valley, California think the chocolate was a delicious an an enchirito? Hell yes! Would they eat it? Fuck no! Would they pray to it everyday until it melts? Unfortunatly, yes. There goes some wasted chocolate. We could be out saving the World, but instead we have some screwball nuts in Southern California worshipping a pile of chocolate mush.

12:36:00 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

HILARIOUS! and a very well thought out answer.

12:43:00 PM  

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